Rant

I haven't posted in a while, due to a busy, yet uneventful couple weeks. Well, I'm back, and I think a there is no better way to come back than with a hate filled negative rant. What has been getting my beef lately, you ask?


As many of you know, John has been out of town for a while for work and play. Whenever he's gone, I usually turn to my replacement boyfriend, Anderson Cooper, the cute silver-haired reporter on CNN, to keep me from getting too lonely. A small dose of Anderson each day usually washes away the loneliness blues. Unfortunately, thesedays when I tune in, 2 people keep popping up whose only impacts on the world were to make it a more loathesome place: Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin. It's like living with your boyfriend and his 2 loser best friends. And it's not poor Anderson's fault, it's his job to report the news. So please Sarah and Dick, go back to the holes you crawled out of (and stay there for the next 50 years while you're at it). Anderson and I would like an evening alone!